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DOWNTIME MINGLE #8
DOWNTIME MINGLE #8
βΆ 001. WINNER'S CIRCLE
In light of everyone's recent help with both the ocean exploration and the clinical trials, the Outsiders will return one day to a surprisingly well-decorated area within the mess hall at the Kyoto base. It's been adorned with some of the flowers that have wildly bloomed on the outskirts of the city in various areas, as well as those that the researchers had been personally working on fostering in the LILITH greenhouses. Beneath it will be not a pizza party for once, and charcuterie and other donated food items will be there for Outsiders to enjoy. There is even some recognizable cuisine from Egypt for them as well!
While Neo Tokyo has always been noted as being a city of technology (even with their dwindling resources), a new trend of collecting swords has sparked in the city. Maybe they've seen it in certain Outsiders, but the idea of both collecting swords, displaying them, or even holding exhibitions for them have become more common. Some have even taken to hunting for them in the wild.
If any Outsiders are interested, there appears to be several posts online in which they think older blades may be laying in sleep. But, as with most rumors, there's no guarantee it isn't a wild goose chase.
On TV, the new spring line up is out. A new live action series featuring a group of friends who fight kaiju using mecha has made its debut. Their mecha are animal themed and can combine to create a super mecha. The new lead is a hot headed female character with a lion mecha, which spawns a line of action figures in stores across the city. The lion mecha is the most popular and often resold online for inflated prices. Maybe an Outsider can get their hands on one without paying the scalping fee?
Oftentimes when it comes to the Outsiders and the general masses, there's a distinct disconnect. Which is why it all seems to hinge on rumors and hearsay. Who knows where the information stems from, but they heard a certain Outsider has a liking for bread. There will be no shortage of bread sponsorships for the base, though... some may be far more experimental. However, some claim lab-grown bread may actually be tastier? Only one way to put it to the test. The lab-grown bread conveniently also comes in cans.
GOOD JOB:Thanks to the Outsidersβ hard work, they are met with positive reception by the general public, which seems to have grown astronomically since the past two missions. This has only grown from their recent success abroad. Per usual, there are a few oddities that have caught on in the city.
FORGERY (K.O.)
AKATSUKI (600)
BANKERBOY (600)
While Neo Tokyo has always been noted as being a city of technology (even with their dwindling resources), a new trend of collecting swords has sparked in the city. Maybe they've seen it in certain Outsiders, but the idea of both collecting swords, displaying them, or even holding exhibitions for them have become more common. Some have even taken to hunting for them in the wild.
If any Outsiders are interested, there appears to be several posts online in which they think older blades may be laying in sleep. But, as with most rumors, there's no guarantee it isn't a wild goose chase.
On TV, the new spring line up is out. A new live action series featuring a group of friends who fight kaiju using mecha has made its debut. Their mecha are animal themed and can combine to create a super mecha. The new lead is a hot headed female character with a lion mecha, which spawns a line of action figures in stores across the city. The lion mecha is the most popular and often resold online for inflated prices. Maybe an Outsider can get their hands on one without paying the scalping fee?
Oftentimes when it comes to the Outsiders and the general masses, there's a distinct disconnect. Which is why it all seems to hinge on rumors and hearsay. Who knows where the information stems from, but they heard a certain Outsider has a liking for bread. There will be no shortage of bread sponsorships for the base, though... some may be far more experimental. However, some claim lab-grown bread may actually be tastier? Only one way to put it to the test. The lab-grown bread conveniently also comes in cans.
βΆ 002. FROM SUMER WITH LOVE.
Around the same time, a few LILITH employees show signs of a common cold β nothing noteworthy at first really, if only out-of-season. But then the disease starts spreading at an alarming rate within the headquarters, its symptoms evolving from a mere cold to a severe life-threatening flu. Preliminary analysis reveals the disease to be unlike any known on this planet β perhaps this is why no medicines work. Symptoms include chest pain, trouble breathing, nausea, excessive vomiting and diarrhea, chills and high fever.
To make matters worse, news from LILITH locations around the world reveal all known bases to be afflicted by the same mysterious epidemic, only affecting LILITH staff and not Outsiders at this time. This cannot be a coincidence: LILITH is under attack.. but how is something like this possible?
As researchers race to try and understand the disease, LILITH will request everyone to quarantine themselves on base for the safety of the public. Gradually, the disease spreads across the base only for tests to reveal: the Outsiders are left unaffected.
As the month progresses, more and more of LILITHβs employees find themselves bedridden with the deadly disease until by the 30th of May, only Outsiders are left standing and healthy; all the LILITH crew has been affected. The civilian population outside the base is safe for now, but for how long? Unless something is done, it is estimated all humans working for LILITH will be dead by late June.


Seok Dang tried to stay on the line, but all that was heard was gut-wretching vomiting, to which SYNTHIA promptly cuts his connection. Sorry about that.
It is up to the Outsiders to find the source of the disease and resolve the crisis before all hope is lost. Is this somehow related to those Outsiders who recently disappeared? Wait, arenβt there a few Outsiders here who have seen this flu before and can recognize itβ¦?
To make matters worse, news from LILITH locations around the world reveal all known bases to be afflicted by the same mysterious epidemic, only affecting LILITH staff and not Outsiders at this time. This cannot be a coincidence: LILITH is under attack.. but how is something like this possible?
As researchers race to try and understand the disease, LILITH will request everyone to quarantine themselves on base for the safety of the public. Gradually, the disease spreads across the base only for tests to reveal: the Outsiders are left unaffected.
As the month progresses, more and more of LILITHβs employees find themselves bedridden with the deadly disease until by the 30th of May, only Outsiders are left standing and healthy; all the LILITH crew has been affected. The civilian population outside the base is safe for now, but for how long? Unless something is done, it is estimated all humans working for LILITH will be dead by late June.
"Greetings, my children. Worry not. I come here to report some concerning news: both Captain Yamakawa and Commander Shiro have fallen gravely ill. Since I am an A.I assistant, my health is optimal. Seok Dang has also fallen ill, though he is still in denial of it. I will do my best to take care of each and every one ofβ "
"BULLSHIT!! This is nothing! I've had hangovers worse than this, you hear me? Calm your terabyte-tits, bitch. I'm here. There ain't nothin' that is gonna stop me, in fact, with the higher ups feelin' like shit, that would put me in command, right? W-Wait, hold that thought, I.. feel like I'm gonna throw up."
Seok Dang tried to stay on the line, but all that was heard was gut-wretching vomiting, to which SYNTHIA promptly cuts his connection. Sorry about that.
It is up to the Outsiders to find the source of the disease and resolve the crisis before all hope is lost. Is this somehow related to those Outsiders who recently disappeared? Wait, arenβt there a few Outsiders here who have seen this flu before and can recognize itβ¦?
βΆ 003. LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCKDOWN.
While everyone is quarantined on base, they are encouraged to communicate with each other through the network. During this time, they can do research, share ideas, and try to figure out what is happening as the disease spreads across base and around the world.
While they are in lock down, LILITH encourages the Outsiders to pick up some new hobbies and interests to keep themselves active. They will have access to various workout videos. Some of the videos are hosted by cyborg coaches that expect Outsiders to do things with their bodies that probably aren't physically possible. Other Outsiders might get simple ovens and jars of suspicious "starters" to bake. Of course, there are other hobbies like growing miniature artificial plants, board games, virtual reality games, and more to keep them interested while they're trapped inside!
After about a week, when it becomes obvious the Outsiders are unaffected, they will be allowed to leave their rooms and roam freely to assist. LILITH does not understand why they are not affected but they are depending on the Outsiders for help now more than ever.
Though they are free to wander and seem to be immune for the time being, LILITH warns if they experience any cold-like symptoms, they should report their status and quarantine immediately.
While they are in lock down, LILITH encourages the Outsiders to pick up some new hobbies and interests to keep themselves active. They will have access to various workout videos. Some of the videos are hosted by cyborg coaches that expect Outsiders to do things with their bodies that probably aren't physically possible. Other Outsiders might get simple ovens and jars of suspicious "starters" to bake. Of course, there are other hobbies like growing miniature artificial plants, board games, virtual reality games, and more to keep them interested while they're trapped inside!
After about a week, when it becomes obvious the Outsiders are unaffected, they will be allowed to leave their rooms and roam freely to assist. LILITH does not understand why they are not affected but they are depending on the Outsiders for help now more than ever.
Though they are free to wander and seem to be immune for the time being, LILITH warns if they experience any cold-like symptoms, they should report their status and quarantine immediately.
βΆ 004. AFTERWORD + SPECIAL NOTE.
Welcome to May's downtime mingle! All tags on this log are worth 2 points.
The June Event is a player plot that is going to differ from regular events in a few ways: Outsiders have to find the location for the next Kaiju fight on their own using hints given in the From Sumer With Love prompt, and correlating them with the past and ongoing disappearance of various Outsiders. They can use LILITHβs equipment to look for anomalies across the globe, however there is not enough time to scan or contact every region in the world. Outsiders need to guess where the anomaly likely is before they can get confirmation. There is a PLOTTING post for this event over here.
Furthermore, they will have to reach this destination through their own means as there is no LILITH staff left to fly them there. Vehicles can be requisitioned, but will have to be flown by Outsiders on their own. This also means Outsiders are free to stay behind at the base if they prefer, as nobody will force them to go. Pain-relieving medicines can also be developed if the true nature of the disease is found and the appropriate characters work on it, though nothing short of defeating the anomaly will solve this crisis and save everyone.
Last but not least: this event will have two Kaiju battles, one on each log as well as many different challenges the Outsiders will have to solve on their own if they want to save LILITH and bring home their missing friends! Please use this thread to ask questions and offer your proposals as to what the Outsiders should do (location guessing, transport, etc). Proposals made in this thread will affect the first and second prompts of the first log.
The June Event is a player plot that is going to differ from regular events in a few ways: Outsiders have to find the location for the next Kaiju fight on their own using hints given in the From Sumer With Love prompt, and correlating them with the past and ongoing disappearance of various Outsiders. They can use LILITHβs equipment to look for anomalies across the globe, however there is not enough time to scan or contact every region in the world. Outsiders need to guess where the anomaly likely is before they can get confirmation. There is a PLOTTING post for this event over here.
Furthermore, they will have to reach this destination through their own means as there is no LILITH staff left to fly them there. Vehicles can be requisitioned, but will have to be flown by Outsiders on their own. This also means Outsiders are free to stay behind at the base if they prefer, as nobody will force them to go. Pain-relieving medicines can also be developed if the true nature of the disease is found and the appropriate characters work on it, though nothing short of defeating the anomaly will solve this crisis and save everyone.
Last but not least: this event will have two Kaiju battles, one on each log as well as many different challenges the Outsiders will have to solve on their own if they want to save LILITH and bring home their missing friends! Please use this thread to ask questions and offer your proposals as to what the Outsiders should do (location guessing, transport, etc). Proposals made in this thread will affect the first and second prompts of the first log.
EVENT BREAKDOWN/RECAP (CLICK TO EXPAND)
1. WINNER'S CIRCLE: The heavy hitters/KO winners of the last kaiju fight receive their sponsorships and inspire new trends, including an interest in collecting swords, a new live action series (like Power Rangers), and free bread.
2. FROM SUMER WITH LOVE: A mysterious disease spreads across LILITH's bases. The symptoms are like the common cold/flu but much more severe. There is currently no cure. Outsiders seem to be immune to the disease. After quarantining, they are encouraged to investigate and come up with plans for the battle to come.
3. LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCKDOWN: While on lockdown, Outsiders are encouraged to try some new hobbies. They can also communicate through the network and do research to uncover additional clues and come up with more plans.
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[Maybe Yato is too chill for this kind of thing, honestly. He sees it as a minor nuisance, not quite the criminal act that it is. Probably only because this guy hasn't done anything super creepy (yet.) Although if it were to escalate, he'd definitely put his boot somewhere where the sun doesn't shine.]
I know! I just meant generally speaking! [He's kind of shit at this whole being engaged thing, huh... But, well, it's his first time even being in love, so of course there'd be stumbling blocks, maybe...? No surprise that Katsuki acted that way for an interview, though, haha... He's hardly the sort of people person that's suited to those kinds of things.
Once the fist starts flying, Yato can't help wincing a bit on behalf of the knocked out idiot, but he doesn't object to Katsuki's treatment of him. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, as the saying goes. Don't go stalking explosive police men with tempers if you don't want it coming back to haunt you.] You got it. Evidence, right?
[It wouldn't surprise either of them probably to find that this creep has cameras stashed all over the place if he's that damn serious about his stalking. Definitely something worth turning him over to the authorities for, so they can get to the bottom of it and clean up the pervert's belongings. Last thing they need is for more people to fall prey to his misbehavior.
Definitely not the kind of day Yato was expecting, but hey, it's exciting if nothing else??]
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[A threatening growl thanks to the new development. Katsuki glares down at the laid-out man, visually checking the impact on his cheek. It'll bruise, but he didn't knock any teeth out or fracture his jaw. Lame asshole went down after a single punch. NO wonder he's out stalking people; he can't get a single companion on his own.]
Aa. I'll fucking destroy it once the police have some record of it. Gimme that! [And snatches the camera from Yato so he can go through the pictures. He's going to folder the more risque ones and only present the less incriminating ones for evidence. No point in showing their naked asses to the damn force. They can use their stupid brains to realize it went further than that and this asshole was taking pictures of people in a bathroom. That alone's good enough to put him away for several weeks. (Too bad Katsuki's had a birthday, or he'd really go down for taking pictures of a nude minor...)
He connects with the police office and makes the official report, getting two police patrol cars on their way. He isn't leaving this to just one cop; he'll get three or four here to verify things and kick the damn ball down the proverbial path. If this guy has cameras in the love hotel, as Yato figures, he's likely got more other places.]
We've got about five minute before they get here.
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[If he were conscious, at least. Given the swelling of the guy's cheek, Yato would have a bit of sympathy in nearly any other situation, but as it stands now, he's annoyed by this fellow causing suck a ruckus and being a damn creep. If not for himself, then on Katsuki's behalf. He may be an adult now, but he's still young and that's crossing a line for Yato. Kids, even teenagers, deserve to have their privacy and rights respected. It's a sticking point for him.]
Right-o-- hey, no need to grab! [He pouts a bit at having it snatched from his grasp but doesn't protest further; Katsuki's the cop in this situation, so he'll defer to his judgement on this matter. Besides, he's seen the evidence, it's his turn to know for himself just how bad it is. (And it's bad enough that Yato didn't bother going through the entire thing. He saw plenty to know that their whole escapade was recorded on this bastard's camera.]
That's not too bad. We can hang out for that long. I'll let you give the official report since you know how these things operate, but if you guys need my testimony, I'll be happy to make a statement.
[Thankfully he's seen and read a few police procedurals to have a rough idea of what's needed of a witness. It's probably exactly the kind of attention he'd eat up under normal circumstances. But this isn't exactly normal.]
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[At least this isn't the first time he's run into a fan here, so no first-impression poisoning for future fans. It's still a disconcerting experience. Katsuki's faced far worse criminals than a peeping tom paparazzi, but those didn't make him feel dirty. Doesn't matter how old someone is, they don't deserve to get unknowingly filmed or photographed in private moments! This could've been a stupid light-hearted moment, but nope, it blew up into a gross criminal investigation.]
I'm not gonna break it! [Yet. Katsuki finishes up with the sorting, then shoves the camera into his pocket for safe keeping. It's one thing to have his and Yato's shower and bath photographed; it's another when this asshole could send those pictures to tabloids and incite a shitstorm of lies and implications neither man wants to deal with. Especially given they're both in relationships. Explaining that to Denji would be awkward as fuck. Nip this in the bed.]
Aa, we'll take a statement when the cops show up. They'll question him and get his entire collection. [If he stores them, his computer, the cloud server, whatever else. Hopefully he's a real pervert and won't have dispersed the pictures to others. The only positive of an obsessive fan...]
Too bad you're not a vampire. [The kind that doesn't show up in mirrors or on film.]
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[Says someone who was acting pretty damn creepy to Hiyori at one point... Thankfully he got better. Maybe that's why he's a bit blase about the situation towards himself but not Katsuki. He's a thousand year old god who can handle being perved on if it comes down to it, but a young human doesn't need the weight of that kind of filth following him about.]
I should hope not! [Still, he can't help frowning a bit with concern over the thing. Maybe it would be best to keep this under wraps, and smashing it sounds fun, but Katsuki has a point about needing to show it to the cops once they arrive. As long as they keep things to themselves, too, then all should be well.]
Good, good. I'd hate for him to have more of this type of thing but of other people... [Just because some fans are single-target doesn't mean they all are, after all.]
Hehe. That does sound like fun, being able to spook people and sneak around unseen. But I do kind of like being able to be in photos with you guys. That's even better. [Besides, being a vampire sounds like it was a pain all those months ago.]
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Does Yato have much room to talk about being a creep, considering he make a snow sculpture of his then girlfriend with an upskirt option in a public competition? Hell no!
And it doesn't matter how young or old you are! Pride is pride, and pervs are fucking pervs!
Can't exactly blame the guy for taking indecent pictures if all their evidence is words and a destroyed camera. Katsuki will do this by the books, but without making the situation worse for himself and Yato.]
He probably does. [Another reason they need to drag this guy to the station and rip every answer out of his head until all of it's torn up and shoved away for good. If he did this to them, he's done this to others. That's the kind of people these creeps are.]
Aa, you've been invisible too long.
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Proof that even gods are hypocrites when it comes down to it. Yato especially doesn't practice what he preaches, although with the help of his friends here he has been steadily getting better bit by bit.
Can't argue that! It'd be just as bad if the dude was harassing someone in their thirties or older. Makes it all the more important they don't let him get away with it.
Honestly, Yato's quite glad that it's Katsuki he ended up together with for dealing with this creep. In his infinite wisdom, he probably would've destroyed the evidence immediately if it had been Hiyori...]
Wouldn't surprise me, sad to say. [Thankfully their embarrassment and annoyance is resulting in some loser being taken off the streets for a while. It might be a gross hassle, but it's a small price to pay to help others.]
No kidding... It was hard making friends when people couldn't see you or remember you for long.
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Who knows who else he's harassed. The pictures he got of Yato and Katsuki means he had a camera set up inside the love hotel's bathroom, and given the angles, he can figure out where those cameras could be if he went back to the bathroom. Maybe he'll need to be part of the investigation so no one else gets to look at the pictures for reverse camera angle discoveries... Shit.
Honestly if it had been Hiyori he was with and they found the guy, can Yato really say his girlfriend would've let the creep live? She puts gods in chokeholds and bashes him with shit. What more would she do to a true creep?]
How'd you do that anyways? Constant appearance and reminders?
[Just gonna gloss over the whole police investigation thing. We've seen enough television to know how it goes down. Summary, they'll get the pervert to the jail and Katsuki will help with the hotel sweep later. He tells them the hotel name and room number, so they'll get that place locked down and untouched for his arrival.]
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Ah... what a hassle. Things sure did explode into a troublesome mess because the guy had a recording of them in the bath. Couldn't just be a low grade pervert, could he? Noooo~ He had to be a step up to major creep. It kind of makes Yato want to step on him as punishment. Give the guy some bruises.
Haha... That's very true. Hiyori probably would have acted faster than Yato could and roundhouse kicked the guy in the dick, then folded him into a pretzel shape before getting him in her patented chokehold. All the while having tears in her eyes from embarrassment. She's a tough cookie.]
Mostly just by hanging out with those from the Far Shore - other gods and shinki. Hiyori's the first human who's wanted to remember me...
[Which is probably why he sounds so sentimental when he talks about her, aside from the fact he's a fool in love. Hiyori's not just his fiance, but a special friend.
For once Yato doesn't keep up his goofy act while they take care of police business; this is serious, so he behaves himself and helps out however he can, making sure that they cover all the details so there shouldn't be an loophole for the creep to exploit once he wakes up.]
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Couldn't've been a simple fan looking to get a snapshot of two guys he thought (hoped) were dating. Nope, had to blow this all up by adding nudie pictures and creeptastic elements. Oh well, every hero has to deal with one creep in his or her life at least once. They don't train you for this in U.A.'s hero course, dammit. Jeeze, what kind of shit class lesson would that be...
Go on, Yato. Step on him. He might like it. If he weren't unconscious on the ground.
Guess Hiyori and Katsuki are similar, while Yato and Izuku are the kind to laugh and be nice about it, if cutely embarrassed all the same. What a pair these make.]
So even other gods and shinki would forget you over time? [Katsuki thought he'd been talking about difficulty making friends with humans, not others in the pantheon. If Yato had trouble even there, that's an ever shittier life. Jeeze.
After the police finish up, they should go get some dinner or something.]
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Nope, life is rarely that straightforward when it comes down to it. Thankfully it was them and not some of the lesser equipped Outsiders who ended up being targets of Sir Creeps-a-Lot. And it'd be a helpful lesson if a distasteful one...
He doesn't quite step on him, though he does nudge him with a boot. Making sure he's not waking up anytime soon.
Very much so. The former two have a sense of justice that burns vigorously, while the latter pair are more gentle and understanding.]
Ah-- No, because we're all beings of the Far Shore, they'd remember me. That's one nice thing. [Otherwise he would've turned out a total wreck, being so alone... Instead he's just a bit of a mess. ...okay, a lot of a mess, but not a complete disaster, anyway.
They definitely deserve to treat themselves after this fiasco, that's for damn sure! Something for both a job well done and as a way to de-stress and relax.]
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He's pretty sure most of the Outsiders could kick the shit out of some pervert. Especially this asshole. And if they can't, then they need to get their asses into the gym or training area and learn how to defend themselves, dammit!
Luckily for Katsuki, the Far Shore conversation is sidelined by the cops arriving. All that shit goes down and everything's set up for the future. They'll find out if the love hotel is complicit in this guy's work or not, put together the case as the guy sits in jail, raid his apartment (or wherever he lives), and ultimately those damn pictures will get obliterated! Victory in Katsuki's book.
But that's for later. After they et something to eat.]
Hotpot or soba?
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Maybe that's what they need as a group - calisthenics for everybody each morning. The outrage would probably be amazing for building camaraderie.
Hurray for one major win for them! It's something of a relief to wash their hands of the creep and all his collected material, get everything taken care of, and otherwise leave the rest to the police force to handle. No more skeevy punk ass on their plate.
Nodding as he stretches a bit with a groan, Yato debates for a moment.]
Either is fine by me. It's kinda warm, so perhaps soba would be more appealing?
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Good luck getting everyone to agree with morning roll call calisthenics. News flash: it won't work. It never has. Now's not likely to be the exception.
Hopefully they won't run into another jerk ass on the rest of their venture. Katsuki can do without his damn "fans" invading his personal time.]
Then get moving.
[He calls up the location and map to the nearest soba shop, then sends it to Yato as they walk.]
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Calisthenics with him leading the charge is just the kind of dorky thing Yato would be all in for simply to make friends, provided he could start them late enough to sleep in. Hypocritical lazy bum.
But thankfully most fans aren't quite as unhinged as this one turned out to be. The likelihood of encountering a similar one so soon is slim to none.]
Aye aye~
[He gives Katsuki a snappy salute and falls in line with him, practically skipping at their successful capture and securing of evidence.]
Y'know, maybe I should see if the police need more officers. This was kinda fun!
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Katsuki's up at 5:30 and out exercising or running by 6 during the weekdays, so he won't need it.
Question is, should they encounter a normal one at some point between now and restaurant? Hmm.]
Urusei, Bakami! [Cheeky brat. He shoves his hands into his pocket and stalks forward, shoulders hunched and head slouched a bit, radiating "fuck off" vibes to avoid more interaction.] They always need more officers.
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He doesn't have Katsuki's discipline and energy before the sun comes up, that's for sure.
HMMM. A valid question and one that would be fun to answer, hehe.]
Hai hai~ [Yep, definitely a cheeky brat. At least it's a playful sentiment rather than a serious one. For his part, Yato feel more free after their weird encounter, loose limbed and buoyant.They're on their way to food! What could possibly go wrong?] In that case, I'll see what their requirements are. Maybe if I meet them, we could be partners!
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So says the guy who won't let anyone die on his watch. Then yell at them for making him save their ass.
Yeah, Denji's tried to wrangle him back into a bed a number of those mornings. Sometimes he wins...]
You're alive and won't die to a stupid criminal. [Okay there are more requirements than that, but honestly, the police force will take any Outsider who wants to work with them. They're fighting an entirely different war, both on the streets with action and behind the scenes with information.] Heh, you'll have to fight Denji for that title.
[Sorry, Yato. His boyfriend beat you do it.]
There are different areas to work in. The streets as an active patrol. The office with paperwork and dispatchers. Undercover with information brokers. The depot tests and distributes firearms, tools, vehicles, that kind of shit.
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Though you'd think maybe he'd get behind the idea just to make his own life a little easier. Ah well.
Cute... If anyone could force Katsuki's hand, it would be Denji, that's for sure.]
Then I think I'm fairly set in that regard. [His teleportation would probably come in handy too, like it did when they were undercover. So far as he knows, it's only LILITH that has the capability to grant that ability.] Not that kind of partner...! Unless he works with you too?
[He doesn't know a whole lot about Denji, honestly. He needs to branch out more, socially.]
Hmm~ I'd definitely go nuts sitting in an office, so maybe just patrolling the streets or working undercover would suit me. I'll have to look into it and see what positions they have open.
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Dammit, he's not here to babysit a bunch of lazy asshole extras! Sheesh. That's LILITH's job.
Hmph. Denji's one of them, but Yuji, Raidou, Vash, and Yato can all push his hand, even if he resists it for a time. The curse of actually giving a shit about certain people.]
Aa. Denji joined the force a few months after I did. [Half because he wanted to be around Katsuki more, half because he kept bouncing between jobs until Katsuki finally got fed up with his whining and strong-armed the half-devil into taking the job. The combination of steady pay, regular hours, getting to drive the car, and other stuff were enough to sweeten the deal, even if Denji's not the keenest on cops in general. As some people say... it's a living. Katsuki thinks it's the best job here since it's the closest he can get to being a hero.
Except when it's down time and he's bored outta his mind.]
Ask them to work the same precinct Denji and I do. We'll get teamed up on occasion.
[They do like to spread their Outsiders out to help cover the greatest ground with their powerful abilities, so Yato can expect to work with normal cops a lot of the time. Still, he'll definitely get looked up to. And he and Katsuki can work together when their shifts/locations align.]
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Considering LILITH made them do teamwork exercises, maybe it wouldn't be best to leave the training to them...
Hehe, seems that Katsuki is developing quite the friendship crowd! Not that he'd probably ever admit it, but that's okay. It's actions that count most.]
Oooh, gotcha. Must be nice being able to work together sometimes. [If only he had the stomach for medical things, he'd join Hiyori at her job in a heartbeat. As it is, he's still debating on maybe trying to apply as a janitor or other non-medical position there just so he can be nearer to her more often. Can't make sure she's safe if he's not nearby, after all! But the job of being a cop sounds more his speed, honestly. He's a born fighter, whether he likes it or not.]
M'kay! I'll do that. I'm sure there's plenty I could learn from you guys with all your experience.
[Hell, maybe he can work two shifts, one at the hospital and one with the police...! (This is him forgetting he's no longer immortal and can't go without sleep like he's used to, the dummy. He'll learn that lesson the hard way.) But hey, at least now he's got a couple really good options instead of simply bouncing from job to job.]
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Duh. But if you're gonna work for a month and leave, don't bother.
[Dipping into a more serious tone. Yato's mentioned in the past he bounces between jobs, for one reason or another. Figures boredom is a big reason for his departure. Being on the police force is a commitment. This isn't some flippant position you can quit after a few weeks cause shit's not working out. There are a ton of jobs at a hospital not requiring being among blood and guts. But it's a hospital. Even janitors might have to gang way as they roll the bleeding mess post-hit-and-run accident past them...
Katsuki would be glad to have Yato on the force, but he wants him to make sure he'll be able to stay on it for a good solid chunk. Can't recommend someone for the team, only to have them quit and then Katsuki looks like a fucking idiot.]
Hmph. No shit. Pay attention and you'll get even better.
[Go ahead and tell him your double shift idea, so he can smack you upside the head and call you a moron for thinking that's even necessary. Anyways, yeah, that job bouncing habit needs to be nipped cold turkey if he's gonna work as a police officer.
Though I bet Yato looks good in a police uniform.]
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Right, right. I wouldn't want to just be an inconvenience.
[That's why it's something he'll have to think seriously about, to decide whether or not it's something he could genuinely stick with for more than a month or two at a time. It'd be rude and a bother to go through the hassle of joining and such just to quit a short time later. At least if he was just part of the hospital clean up crew it likely wouldn't involve him throwing scheduling into turmoil should he be unable to commit to the task.
Though with his tendency to want to roam, the police force is sounding like the better opportunity. It'd be more directly helping people, too, rather than working behind the scenes playing a support role. Something he's never been very good at. Sitting on the sidelines doesn't suit him.]
Hehe... I'll be watching you closely, in that case~!
[Teasing him? You betcha! He can't resist the occasional chance to poke fun, nudging him gently with an elbow. It's his way of showing his appreciation for Katsuki's guidance and support. Nobody's ever really believed in him before Hiyori and Yukine, so having friends who do means a lot to him.
And yeah, he would totally rock the police uniform. Surprisingly he cleans up nicely once out of that damn tracksuit...]
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You wouldn't. I'd blast you out before you even started. [Which isn't an inconvenience. That's entertainment. But Katsuki takes his position on the police force very seriously, so he expects Yato to think long and hard about whether he wants to enter the position. There was a lot of slack and corruption in the police when the hero signed on. And while there still is, HIS sector cleaned house in a month thanks to his demanding nature and exacting heroism. He'll expect Yato to have similar standards.
But the god's not wrong; the police force position will give him a lot of opportunities to move around the city. Stakeout in a hotel. Busting a drug deal in an alley. High speed chase down the high way. Perimeter patrols along the city walls. We can come up with all sorts of things the police get to do. Plus they have access to places in the city most other people don't. Did we mention the ass kicking? Legal ass kicking? Fucking awesome.]
Che. You'll have to make the force first. [Damn right it's a challenge! He glares at the elbow in his ribs and ignores it. Up top. Lower down he's kneeing Yato in the back of the leg for being a dumbass.]
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Ehehe... Glad to know I can count on you. [He sounds a mite nervous there despite his grin. Getting blasted is fun sometimes, but not when Katsuki is really pissed, which he imagines he would be. Being a bit of a pushover nice guy, Yato might not be able to get his own department up to such exacting standards, but he sure wouldn't let any corruption or shoddy police work slide. He's lazy off the clock, not on.
Boy though, this is sounding more and more like his kind of work! Getting to help people and be sneaky like their undercover mission, chasing baddies and patrolling all appeal to his nature to kick ass. (Watch Yato decide to take Katsuki's role of hero to another level and start dressing the part with a cape and all that, haha...)]
I can do anything I put my mind to...! [It sounds more hopeful than confident, but hey, it's a start? He laughs at the kick, stumbling a bit while grinning at him.]
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