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DOWNTIME MINGLE #8
DOWNTIME MINGLE #8
โถ 001. WINNER'S CIRCLE
In light of everyone's recent help with both the ocean exploration and the clinical trials, the Outsiders will return one day to a surprisingly well-decorated area within the mess hall at the Kyoto base. It's been adorned with some of the flowers that have wildly bloomed on the outskirts of the city in various areas, as well as those that the researchers had been personally working on fostering in the LILITH greenhouses. Beneath it will be not a pizza party for once, and charcuterie and other donated food items will be there for Outsiders to enjoy. There is even some recognizable cuisine from Egypt for them as well!
While Neo Tokyo has always been noted as being a city of technology (even with their dwindling resources), a new trend of collecting swords has sparked in the city. Maybe they've seen it in certain Outsiders, but the idea of both collecting swords, displaying them, or even holding exhibitions for them have become more common. Some have even taken to hunting for them in the wild.
If any Outsiders are interested, there appears to be several posts online in which they think older blades may be laying in sleep. But, as with most rumors, there's no guarantee it isn't a wild goose chase.
On TV, the new spring line up is out. A new live action series featuring a group of friends who fight kaiju using mecha has made its debut. Their mecha are animal themed and can combine to create a super mecha. The new lead is a hot headed female character with a lion mecha, which spawns a line of action figures in stores across the city. The lion mecha is the most popular and often resold online for inflated prices. Maybe an Outsider can get their hands on one without paying the scalping fee?
Oftentimes when it comes to the Outsiders and the general masses, there's a distinct disconnect. Which is why it all seems to hinge on rumors and hearsay. Who knows where the information stems from, but they heard a certain Outsider has a liking for bread. There will be no shortage of bread sponsorships for the base, though... some may be far more experimental. However, some claim lab-grown bread may actually be tastier? Only one way to put it to the test. The lab-grown bread conveniently also comes in cans.
GOOD JOB:Thanks to the Outsidersโ hard work, they are met with positive reception by the general public, which seems to have grown astronomically since the past two missions. This has only grown from their recent success abroad. Per usual, there are a few oddities that have caught on in the city.
FORGERY (K.O.)
AKATSUKI (600)
BANKERBOY (600)
While Neo Tokyo has always been noted as being a city of technology (even with their dwindling resources), a new trend of collecting swords has sparked in the city. Maybe they've seen it in certain Outsiders, but the idea of both collecting swords, displaying them, or even holding exhibitions for them have become more common. Some have even taken to hunting for them in the wild.
If any Outsiders are interested, there appears to be several posts online in which they think older blades may be laying in sleep. But, as with most rumors, there's no guarantee it isn't a wild goose chase.
On TV, the new spring line up is out. A new live action series featuring a group of friends who fight kaiju using mecha has made its debut. Their mecha are animal themed and can combine to create a super mecha. The new lead is a hot headed female character with a lion mecha, which spawns a line of action figures in stores across the city. The lion mecha is the most popular and often resold online for inflated prices. Maybe an Outsider can get their hands on one without paying the scalping fee?
Oftentimes when it comes to the Outsiders and the general masses, there's a distinct disconnect. Which is why it all seems to hinge on rumors and hearsay. Who knows where the information stems from, but they heard a certain Outsider has a liking for bread. There will be no shortage of bread sponsorships for the base, though... some may be far more experimental. However, some claim lab-grown bread may actually be tastier? Only one way to put it to the test. The lab-grown bread conveniently also comes in cans.
โถ 002. FROM SUMER WITH LOVE.
Around the same time, a few LILITH employees show signs of a common cold โ nothing noteworthy at first really, if only out-of-season. But then the disease starts spreading at an alarming rate within the headquarters, its symptoms evolving from a mere cold to a severe life-threatening flu. Preliminary analysis reveals the disease to be unlike any known on this planet โ perhaps this is why no medicines work. Symptoms include chest pain, trouble breathing, nausea, excessive vomiting and diarrhea, chills and high fever.
To make matters worse, news from LILITH locations around the world reveal all known bases to be afflicted by the same mysterious epidemic, only affecting LILITH staff and not Outsiders at this time. This cannot be a coincidence: LILITH is under attack.. but how is something like this possible?
As researchers race to try and understand the disease, LILITH will request everyone to quarantine themselves on base for the safety of the public. Gradually, the disease spreads across the base only for tests to reveal: the Outsiders are left unaffected.
As the month progresses, more and more of LILITHโs employees find themselves bedridden with the deadly disease until by the 30th of May, only Outsiders are left standing and healthy; all the LILITH crew has been affected. The civilian population outside the base is safe for now, but for how long? Unless something is done, it is estimated all humans working for LILITH will be dead by late June.


Seok Dang tried to stay on the line, but all that was heard was gut-wretching vomiting, to which SYNTHIA promptly cuts his connection. Sorry about that.
It is up to the Outsiders to find the source of the disease and resolve the crisis before all hope is lost. Is this somehow related to those Outsiders who recently disappeared? Wait, arenโt there a few Outsiders here who have seen this flu before and can recognize itโฆ?
To make matters worse, news from LILITH locations around the world reveal all known bases to be afflicted by the same mysterious epidemic, only affecting LILITH staff and not Outsiders at this time. This cannot be a coincidence: LILITH is under attack.. but how is something like this possible?
As researchers race to try and understand the disease, LILITH will request everyone to quarantine themselves on base for the safety of the public. Gradually, the disease spreads across the base only for tests to reveal: the Outsiders are left unaffected.
As the month progresses, more and more of LILITHโs employees find themselves bedridden with the deadly disease until by the 30th of May, only Outsiders are left standing and healthy; all the LILITH crew has been affected. The civilian population outside the base is safe for now, but for how long? Unless something is done, it is estimated all humans working for LILITH will be dead by late June.
"Greetings, my children. Worry not. I come here to report some concerning news: both Captain Yamakawa and Commander Shiro have fallen gravely ill. Since I am an A.I assistant, my health is optimal. Seok Dang has also fallen ill, though he is still in denial of it. I will do my best to take care of each and every one ofโ "
"BULLSHIT!! This is nothing! I've had hangovers worse than this, you hear me? Calm your terabyte-tits, bitch. I'm here. There ain't nothin' that is gonna stop me, in fact, with the higher ups feelin' like shit, that would put me in command, right? W-Wait, hold that thought, I.. feel like I'm gonna throw up."
Seok Dang tried to stay on the line, but all that was heard was gut-wretching vomiting, to which SYNTHIA promptly cuts his connection. Sorry about that.
It is up to the Outsiders to find the source of the disease and resolve the crisis before all hope is lost. Is this somehow related to those Outsiders who recently disappeared? Wait, arenโt there a few Outsiders here who have seen this flu before and can recognize itโฆ?
โถ 003. LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCKDOWN.
While everyone is quarantined on base, they are encouraged to communicate with each other through the network. During this time, they can do research, share ideas, and try to figure out what is happening as the disease spreads across base and around the world.
While they are in lock down, LILITH encourages the Outsiders to pick up some new hobbies and interests to keep themselves active. They will have access to various workout videos. Some of the videos are hosted by cyborg coaches that expect Outsiders to do things with their bodies that probably aren't physically possible. Other Outsiders might get simple ovens and jars of suspicious "starters" to bake. Of course, there are other hobbies like growing miniature artificial plants, board games, virtual reality games, and more to keep them interested while they're trapped inside!
After about a week, when it becomes obvious the Outsiders are unaffected, they will be allowed to leave their rooms and roam freely to assist. LILITH does not understand why they are not affected but they are depending on the Outsiders for help now more than ever.
Though they are free to wander and seem to be immune for the time being, LILITH warns if they experience any cold-like symptoms, they should report their status and quarantine immediately.
While they are in lock down, LILITH encourages the Outsiders to pick up some new hobbies and interests to keep themselves active. They will have access to various workout videos. Some of the videos are hosted by cyborg coaches that expect Outsiders to do things with their bodies that probably aren't physically possible. Other Outsiders might get simple ovens and jars of suspicious "starters" to bake. Of course, there are other hobbies like growing miniature artificial plants, board games, virtual reality games, and more to keep them interested while they're trapped inside!
After about a week, when it becomes obvious the Outsiders are unaffected, they will be allowed to leave their rooms and roam freely to assist. LILITH does not understand why they are not affected but they are depending on the Outsiders for help now more than ever.
Though they are free to wander and seem to be immune for the time being, LILITH warns if they experience any cold-like symptoms, they should report their status and quarantine immediately.
โถ 004. AFTERWORD + SPECIAL NOTE.
Welcome to May's downtime mingle! All tags on this log are worth 2 points.
The June Event is a player plot that is going to differ from regular events in a few ways: Outsiders have to find the location for the next Kaiju fight on their own using hints given in the From Sumer With Love prompt, and correlating them with the past and ongoing disappearance of various Outsiders. They can use LILITHโs equipment to look for anomalies across the globe, however there is not enough time to scan or contact every region in the world. Outsiders need to guess where the anomaly likely is before they can get confirmation. There is a PLOTTING post for this event over here.
Furthermore, they will have to reach this destination through their own means as there is no LILITH staff left to fly them there. Vehicles can be requisitioned, but will have to be flown by Outsiders on their own. This also means Outsiders are free to stay behind at the base if they prefer, as nobody will force them to go. Pain-relieving medicines can also be developed if the true nature of the disease is found and the appropriate characters work on it, though nothing short of defeating the anomaly will solve this crisis and save everyone.
Last but not least: this event will have two Kaiju battles, one on each log as well as many different challenges the Outsiders will have to solve on their own if they want to save LILITH and bring home their missing friends! Please use this thread to ask questions and offer your proposals as to what the Outsiders should do (location guessing, transport, etc). Proposals made in this thread will affect the first and second prompts of the first log.
The June Event is a player plot that is going to differ from regular events in a few ways: Outsiders have to find the location for the next Kaiju fight on their own using hints given in the From Sumer With Love prompt, and correlating them with the past and ongoing disappearance of various Outsiders. They can use LILITHโs equipment to look for anomalies across the globe, however there is not enough time to scan or contact every region in the world. Outsiders need to guess where the anomaly likely is before they can get confirmation. There is a PLOTTING post for this event over here.
Furthermore, they will have to reach this destination through their own means as there is no LILITH staff left to fly them there. Vehicles can be requisitioned, but will have to be flown by Outsiders on their own. This also means Outsiders are free to stay behind at the base if they prefer, as nobody will force them to go. Pain-relieving medicines can also be developed if the true nature of the disease is found and the appropriate characters work on it, though nothing short of defeating the anomaly will solve this crisis and save everyone.
Last but not least: this event will have two Kaiju battles, one on each log as well as many different challenges the Outsiders will have to solve on their own if they want to save LILITH and bring home their missing friends! Please use this thread to ask questions and offer your proposals as to what the Outsiders should do (location guessing, transport, etc). Proposals made in this thread will affect the first and second prompts of the first log.
EVENT BREAKDOWN/RECAP (CLICK TO EXPAND)
1. WINNER'S CIRCLE: The heavy hitters/KO winners of the last kaiju fight receive their sponsorships and inspire new trends, including an interest in collecting swords, a new live action series (like Power Rangers), and free bread.
2. FROM SUMER WITH LOVE: A mysterious disease spreads across LILITH's bases. The symptoms are like the common cold/flu but much more severe. There is currently no cure. Outsiders seem to be immune to the disease. After quarantining, they are encouraged to investigate and come up with plans for the battle to come.
3. LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCKDOWN: While on lockdown, Outsiders are encouraged to try some new hobbies. They can also communicate through the network and do research to uncover additional clues and come up with more plans.
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What is a big deal though is having someone specifically target him and Katsuki. He had a stalker once, a while ago, and he had to have Hiyori and Yukine help him deal with it. This time, though, he's not sure what to do, given he doesn't have Yukine here to use the full extent of his powers.
So while there's definitely somebody (he's assuming it's not a thing, hopefully) lurking behind them, he glances nervously from Katsuki to the shadowy figure behind them, trying not to shiver. Instead, he tugs at his scarf and wishes he'd brought a weapon. Or even a baseball bat. Something with which he can defend himself. At least Katsuki is always armed thanks to his explosions.]
Me? I didn't do a damn thing! Honest!
[All the same, he inches a little closer to Katsuki; whether it's out of protectiveness or fear is tough to tell.]
Should we make a break for it? Or do you wanna try facing off against them?
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A bristle ripples through his shoulders and his lips twitch in annoyance. If this asshole wasn't here cause of Yato, why the fuck was he following them? And being so damn obvious about it too. Shithead thought he was sneaky when Katsuki pegged him as a stalker the second he and Yato left the store.
He's never had a stalker of this kind during his year at U.A. Odd someone like Yato, who loves attention, is so strangely nervous about getting followed.]
Tch. Then he's probably some shitty weirdo. [He's not gonna use the word "fan" because fucking creepy. What "fan" skulks around and trails someone they claim to admire? He isn't a salesperson either. And if he fancies himself a spy, he sucks at it.]
The hell are you scared about? [Damn, what a wuss.] Take a right at the corner.
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So far as he knows, he's done nothing to warrant any obsessive behavior from anyone. He hasn't scored well in the kaiju fights, he's decidedly unimpressive in the visual department, and he hasn't been involved with anything that would've attracted unwanted attention aside from their raid on the black market. If anything, Katsuki seems the more likely candidate what with him having done well in kaiju fights and having a unique outfit! Plus he's a cop! So this isn't his fault at all!
As for Yato's nervousness, well, in his eyes there's good attention and bad attention, and this feels unsettlingly like when Bishamon was gunning for his head.]
I think we've established that, yeah. [Honestly, it'd be less nerve-wracking if the guy would just come forward with a request or whatever. If it's an autograph he wants, that's fine!]
You forget, I'm all soft and squishy like you now! A knife or whatever would do me in! I don't wanna die! [Even though he could totally fight without a weapon, he's being a big baby right now.] 'kay. You got a plan?
[As they reach the corner he tries to act casually and not race behind the building.]
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What the hell? Did a million fucking years of war leave your brain? [Didn't Yato spend eons fighting and killing? He didn't sit there and let those bastards stab him before erupting in kinetic energy every time. So Katsuki wants to believe.
He turns the corner when Yato does, before promptly catching the god in one hand and an awning rail with the other, then kick flings them both up in a whoosh onto the structure above the store. It's a simple perch, but more than enough to crouch on and watch the street below.] As soon as he comes around, I'm crushing him.
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It's only around a thousand, thank you! And hey, I'm just as fond of living as you, maybe even more so since I've been at it longer. I can fight when it comes down to it, but I'd rather not. I'm a god of happiness now! [Katsuki can probably tell he's just being his usual idiotic self now, given the way he lifts his head and snubs his nose at the kid.
Thankfully, he's also quick enough to follow Katsuki up onto their loft perch, not uttering a peep as they do so. A slight smile quirks up the corners of his lips; he knew he could count on Katsuki for handling such a situation with practiced ease and sense. It's why he makes such a good partner when it comes to battles.] You sure we need to go all out? He's probably just some fanboy of yours, Mr. Hero.
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You're still ancient. [Blah blah blah Yato's words get swept up when Katsuki brings them onto the second story, ignoring the gods dumbass moment. Even if it's nice to know he still retains some pride while scrounging around for 5 yen and jumping in trash cans. Wouldn't someone like Yato want the attention? ... Could as the same of Katsuki. They both have their attention limits.]
Fans don't stalk their idols, dammit! I'm gonna obliterate him! [Loudest hushed whisper ever. Katsuki leans back as a shadowy figure peeks around the corner. It's easy to see skulking behavior turn into momentary panic as the guy jerks his head one way then the next, quickly dashing out into the open with arms spread and spinning around in a disappointed panic. Tch, loser. Katsuki promptly jumps right off the ledge and-]
UP HERE, YOU DUMBASS!! [WHAM-SCRUNCH!! Crashes atop the guy with a hard impact and takes him down to the pavement. Obliteration.]
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I guess... I'm young for a god, though! [Unsurprisingly, he tries to have his cake and eat it too when it comes to ages. He wants to be wise and knowledgeable yet seen as young and hip. Can't have it both ways, Yatogami. If it wasn't for the creepy stalking behavior, he would eat up the attention just fine.]
The unhinged ones do. All the more reason to teach 'em a lesson, I suppose. [He just hopes they don't need to take the dumb ass guy to the hospital for blast injuries... Yato watches as Katsuki gears up and their "fan" obligingly comes out in the open, providing them with the perfect target. Figuring that Katsuki wants to do the ass-kicking, he lets him go first, but quickly follows suit, landing lightly beside the pair and crouching down to get a good look at their target.]
You really should've known better. [He frowns at the guy's panicked and pained expression, watching the idiot squirm helplessly beneath Katsuki's grip. Then he starts searching the guy's pockets for some form of ID.] Let's see who you are, shall we~? Then we'll decide what to do with you.
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You don't have creeps hanging around your shrines? [The last thing he asks before launching off their perch into full attack mode. Crushes him right into the ground and a camera goes scattering alongside the guy's notebook. Luckily the camera doesn't land anywhere dangerous, ending up in a pile of mulch nearby beneath a bush, but the notebook? Might have some trouble chasing that down. Someone in the shop next to them staggers in alarm at the commotion, but Katsuki's ignoring that.]
No! Don't! I only wanted a picture!
[Way to sound even more like a creep. Katsuki scowls at the top of his head, lip curling in a bad expression. He lets Yato fish around in the guy's pocket, revealing a wallet and some extra digital cards. Old fashioned, since he's not using an ocular device.] They had a photo op when we got back from Egypt, you shithead.
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Not like this. [He barely gets an answer out before they're going in for the attack, with Katsuki landing perfectly atop their target. Once he's got the guy's wallet, Yato takes the opportunity to scurry after the camera, snapping it up and flipping through it with a frown. He then tries to wave off the disturbed person next door, smiling wryly.]
Nothing to see here! Just a little police business.
[Yeah, he's using Katsuki's rank to allay any suspicions that they're the bad guys. No need to over complicate things or make their lives more difficult by having the police called. He then comes next to the sad sack of a stalker and crouches down in front of him with a sigh.]
And there's always asking, you know. Whatcha say, Katsuki? Should we give him a picture? [Before he can balk at the idea, Yato's slinging his arm around Katsuki's shoulder and grins as he holds up the camera and takes a selfie of them, all the while making bunny ears behind the blond.]
Cheeeeese~!
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Haa?! You wanna reward this asshole for stalking us?!
[Katsuki gapes in sheer incredulousness at the very suggestion. Why the hell-?!]
OY!! [Too late! He barely gets his hand up, resulting in a teeth-bared snarl with half a hand at his chin and blazing red eyes (classic gremlin face) beside Yato's smiling brilliance. Definitely a two-toned picture.] WHAT THE FUCK?! DIE!!
[That wasn't fair at all!
Below them, the stalker is staring up at the pair with heart eyes.]
I knew it! You're both so cute together!
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Well-- Hmm. You might be right. Still! Ehehe~
[While not the most perfect of photos, it definitely captures their personalities well, so he seems satisfied and he presses a few buttons, smiling all the while to offset Katsuki's snarl.]
There we go! Something to remember the moment by. I mean, we've got our first fan! That's worth celebrating I say. But you might be right about rewarding the bugger. So~ I'll just send us the photo aaaaand delete!
[Almost immediately after, Katsuki gets a copy on his ocular as promised while Yato receives the same, causing him to grin with delight. That done, he slips the guy's wallet and belongings back in his pockets and pats his head before standing.]
Aren't we just? He's my best bud! [Tempting death or at least a black eye, he drapes an arm around Katsuki's shoulders with a wink.] Right, darling~?
[He's so dead, but it's such fun...!]
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Delete that shit right now! [He never gave permission to take his picture, dammit! Why the hell are you keeping it for this asshole to enjoy later?! THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF PERSON HE WANTS TO BE HIS FAN!!
Katsuki snarls as his ocular pings him of an arriving message (and attachment) but focuses completely on Yato to make sure he deletes the offending image. Which he does not... As soon as the god has the guy's belonging into his clothes, Katsuki shoves off his prey, standing to his feet with a huff and glare.] SHUT UP!! We're not--
[Getting called "cute" and suddenly having Yato draped on him with "darling" in his ear-- Someone's getting a knee to the back of his leg. BAM!!]
Ah! This is wonderful! I knew you were dating the moment I saw you both go into that love hotel!
[... ... ...]
DIE!!
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Aw, but it's cute! [He still does delete it off the guy's phone, making sure by checking twice that it's actually gone. He's just pleased to have somebody who's noticed him, honestly, but he does care for Katsuki's comfort. ...for the most part. A bit of teasing won't kill him.
For as much as Katsuki is irked and pissed by this whole ordeal, Yato's actually having a pretty grand old time playing it up. He doesn't go quite so far as to prod the blond's cheek, but he does give him a bit of a one-armed hug - at least until he gets whacked in the back of the knee, which shakes him off with a laugh.] Haha~ Ouch...
[As the guy expresses his... misreading of the situation, Yato snorts but stands up so he's no longer hanging off his friend. That also allows him to toe the guy still sprawled out on the ground, beaming at them.]
'fraid not. If you keep it up, who knows what he-- [He jerks a thumb at Katsuki.] -will do. I advise you to find a better hobby than stalking us.
[For a moment the guy seems crestfallen, but then he perks up.]
I get it! You want to keep it a secret!
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[Half out of pure spite. Man, Yato should see how crestfallen the stalker's face gets when he notices him actually deleting the image. Even reaches for the phone as if he could somehow magically stop him or recover the image before it's gone. Katsuki glares at the phone, instinct and pride demanding he destroy the damn thing rather than let Yato simply delete the offending picture. He doesn't. This time.
Damn is he bristling under his shirt as Yato continues pestering him. Poking his cheek would risk getting a finger bitten off. The hug earns a growl over his shoulder and a few sparks by his side. Don't think he won't blast both these losers through the wall and leave them smoking in a heaped mess on the sidewalk!] You asked for it.
[Back to this asshole on the ground. If he took pictures of them going into the love hotel, what else did he get photos of? They kept the shades and shit drawn, but these bastards are sneaky. He can't demand the guy surrender the pictures, if any, without a formal police charge... Shit.]
IT'S NOT A SECRET, YOU MORON!! We're not together! [Ka-BOOM! He's gonna wreck his face until nothing but a black skull's left!]
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[Except that fussing is what Katsuki does, honestly. It's a bit of a shame for the stalker, but Katsuki has a point about not rewarding bad behavior. Last thing they need to do is encourage the guy to follow them around like a creep. For one thing they deserve their privacy, for another it's just not healthy.
Thankfully for all involved, Yato's learning when to cease pushing those big red buttons of Katsuki's, having at least some respect for his emotional state and feelings. Teasing only goes so far before it becomes bullying, after all. Not that he thinks Katsuki couldn't handle being pestered.] True~
[Thankfully while Katsuki has to follow the laws and all, that doesn't mean Yato has to. He fiddles a bit with the camera the guy was carrying, trying to discern how to work the damn thing with an annoyed frown.]
I'm almost hurt by how emphatically you're protesting, y'know. I mean, I'm not a bad catch, all things considered! [Oblivious to the poor stalker's plight, he makes a satisfied noise as the camera's gallery pops up. Then he immediately grins nervously.] Uh... Hey, Katsuki... Guy's got a bunch of us on here... including our little towel battle.
[Meaning images of them buck-naked and swatting each other, including the moment when Yato instigated things by smacking his friend on the ass. It definitely looks more like a grope in a still picture, oops.]
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[He's not fussing! He's defending himself and his friend from some pervert who's following and taking pictures of them like a shitty creep! It feels gross, thinking this guy's skulking around trying to grab pictures of them from any given point or time! Exactly! Katsuki doesn't want to encourage anything about this gross behavior! Hearing that confession makes it far more tempting to press some goddamn charges!]
YOU'RE FUCKING ENGAGED, YOU DICK!! THAT MEANS OFF LIMITS!! [Of course he's going to protest! He straight up raged at a reporter back home for asking if he and Todoroki were friends. Denied it with all fervent roars while the other hero simply "yeah, we're friends" with the blankest of faces. The rest of their classmates were either line-facing in exasperation or laughing their heads off at how ridiculous the interview went.
He shoots daggers at the camera as Yato starts messing with it. The second he mentions there are pictures of them IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM!! Katsuki instantly slugs the pervert right across the face, knocking him clean out in one strike.] Don't delete those. I'm calling the cops. Now.
[Because that means this bastard put cameras in a private bathroom to photograph people without them knowing. Either the love hotel was in on it, or they got duped. Regardless, this one goes past legal lines. Katsuki's GOING to delete those pictures and destroy the camera, but he needs them as evidence against this asshole and the hotel.
Congrats. This has now escalated majorly.]
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[Maybe Yato is too chill for this kind of thing, honestly. He sees it as a minor nuisance, not quite the criminal act that it is. Probably only because this guy hasn't done anything super creepy (yet.) Although if it were to escalate, he'd definitely put his boot somewhere where the sun doesn't shine.]
I know! I just meant generally speaking! [He's kind of shit at this whole being engaged thing, huh... But, well, it's his first time even being in love, so of course there'd be stumbling blocks, maybe...? No surprise that Katsuki acted that way for an interview, though, haha... He's hardly the sort of people person that's suited to those kinds of things.
Once the fist starts flying, Yato can't help wincing a bit on behalf of the knocked out idiot, but he doesn't object to Katsuki's treatment of him. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, as the saying goes. Don't go stalking explosive police men with tempers if you don't want it coming back to haunt you.] You got it. Evidence, right?
[It wouldn't surprise either of them probably to find that this creep has cameras stashed all over the place if he's that damn serious about his stalking. Definitely something worth turning him over to the authorities for, so they can get to the bottom of it and clean up the pervert's belongings. Last thing they need is for more people to fall prey to his misbehavior.
Definitely not the kind of day Yato was expecting, but hey, it's exciting if nothing else??]
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[A threatening growl thanks to the new development. Katsuki glares down at the laid-out man, visually checking the impact on his cheek. It'll bruise, but he didn't knock any teeth out or fracture his jaw. Lame asshole went down after a single punch. NO wonder he's out stalking people; he can't get a single companion on his own.]
Aa. I'll fucking destroy it once the police have some record of it. Gimme that! [And snatches the camera from Yato so he can go through the pictures. He's going to folder the more risque ones and only present the less incriminating ones for evidence. No point in showing their naked asses to the damn force. They can use their stupid brains to realize it went further than that and this asshole was taking pictures of people in a bathroom. That alone's good enough to put him away for several weeks. (Too bad Katsuki's had a birthday, or he'd really go down for taking pictures of a nude minor...)
He connects with the police office and makes the official report, getting two police patrol cars on their way. He isn't leaving this to just one cop; he'll get three or four here to verify things and kick the damn ball down the proverbial path. If this guy has cameras in the love hotel, as Yato figures, he's likely got more other places.]
We've got about five minute before they get here.
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[If he were conscious, at least. Given the swelling of the guy's cheek, Yato would have a bit of sympathy in nearly any other situation, but as it stands now, he's annoyed by this fellow causing suck a ruckus and being a damn creep. If not for himself, then on Katsuki's behalf. He may be an adult now, but he's still young and that's crossing a line for Yato. Kids, even teenagers, deserve to have their privacy and rights respected. It's a sticking point for him.]
Right-o-- hey, no need to grab! [He pouts a bit at having it snatched from his grasp but doesn't protest further; Katsuki's the cop in this situation, so he'll defer to his judgement on this matter. Besides, he's seen the evidence, it's his turn to know for himself just how bad it is. (And it's bad enough that Yato didn't bother going through the entire thing. He saw plenty to know that their whole escapade was recorded on this bastard's camera.]
That's not too bad. We can hang out for that long. I'll let you give the official report since you know how these things operate, but if you guys need my testimony, I'll be happy to make a statement.
[Thankfully he's seen and read a few police procedurals to have a rough idea of what's needed of a witness. It's probably exactly the kind of attention he'd eat up under normal circumstances. But this isn't exactly normal.]
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[At least this isn't the first time he's run into a fan here, so no first-impression poisoning for future fans. It's still a disconcerting experience. Katsuki's faced far worse criminals than a peeping tom paparazzi, but those didn't make him feel dirty. Doesn't matter how old someone is, they don't deserve to get unknowingly filmed or photographed in private moments! This could've been a stupid light-hearted moment, but nope, it blew up into a gross criminal investigation.]
I'm not gonna break it! [Yet. Katsuki finishes up with the sorting, then shoves the camera into his pocket for safe keeping. It's one thing to have his and Yato's shower and bath photographed; it's another when this asshole could send those pictures to tabloids and incite a shitstorm of lies and implications neither man wants to deal with. Especially given they're both in relationships. Explaining that to Denji would be awkward as fuck. Nip this in the bed.]
Aa, we'll take a statement when the cops show up. They'll question him and get his entire collection. [If he stores them, his computer, the cloud server, whatever else. Hopefully he's a real pervert and won't have dispersed the pictures to others. The only positive of an obsessive fan...]
Too bad you're not a vampire. [The kind that doesn't show up in mirrors or on film.]
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[Says someone who was acting pretty damn creepy to Hiyori at one point... Thankfully he got better. Maybe that's why he's a bit blase about the situation towards himself but not Katsuki. He's a thousand year old god who can handle being perved on if it comes down to it, but a young human doesn't need the weight of that kind of filth following him about.]
I should hope not! [Still, he can't help frowning a bit with concern over the thing. Maybe it would be best to keep this under wraps, and smashing it sounds fun, but Katsuki has a point about needing to show it to the cops once they arrive. As long as they keep things to themselves, too, then all should be well.]
Good, good. I'd hate for him to have more of this type of thing but of other people... [Just because some fans are single-target doesn't mean they all are, after all.]
Hehe. That does sound like fun, being able to spook people and sneak around unseen. But I do kind of like being able to be in photos with you guys. That's even better. [Besides, being a vampire sounds like it was a pain all those months ago.]
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Does Yato have much room to talk about being a creep, considering he make a snow sculpture of his then girlfriend with an upskirt option in a public competition? Hell no!
And it doesn't matter how young or old you are! Pride is pride, and pervs are fucking pervs!
Can't exactly blame the guy for taking indecent pictures if all their evidence is words and a destroyed camera. Katsuki will do this by the books, but without making the situation worse for himself and Yato.]
He probably does. [Another reason they need to drag this guy to the station and rip every answer out of his head until all of it's torn up and shoved away for good. If he did this to them, he's done this to others. That's the kind of people these creeps are.]
Aa, you've been invisible too long.
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Proof that even gods are hypocrites when it comes down to it. Yato especially doesn't practice what he preaches, although with the help of his friends here he has been steadily getting better bit by bit.
Can't argue that! It'd be just as bad if the dude was harassing someone in their thirties or older. Makes it all the more important they don't let him get away with it.
Honestly, Yato's quite glad that it's Katsuki he ended up together with for dealing with this creep. In his infinite wisdom, he probably would've destroyed the evidence immediately if it had been Hiyori...]
Wouldn't surprise me, sad to say. [Thankfully their embarrassment and annoyance is resulting in some loser being taken off the streets for a while. It might be a gross hassle, but it's a small price to pay to help others.]
No kidding... It was hard making friends when people couldn't see you or remember you for long.
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Who knows who else he's harassed. The pictures he got of Yato and Katsuki means he had a camera set up inside the love hotel's bathroom, and given the angles, he can figure out where those cameras could be if he went back to the bathroom. Maybe he'll need to be part of the investigation so no one else gets to look at the pictures for reverse camera angle discoveries... Shit.
Honestly if it had been Hiyori he was with and they found the guy, can Yato really say his girlfriend would've let the creep live? She puts gods in chokeholds and bashes him with shit. What more would she do to a true creep?]
How'd you do that anyways? Constant appearance and reminders?
[Just gonna gloss over the whole police investigation thing. We've seen enough television to know how it goes down. Summary, they'll get the pervert to the jail and Katsuki will help with the hotel sweep later. He tells them the hotel name and room number, so they'll get that place locked down and untouched for his arrival.]
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Ah... what a hassle. Things sure did explode into a troublesome mess because the guy had a recording of them in the bath. Couldn't just be a low grade pervert, could he? Noooo~ He had to be a step up to major creep. It kind of makes Yato want to step on him as punishment. Give the guy some bruises.
Haha... That's very true. Hiyori probably would have acted faster than Yato could and roundhouse kicked the guy in the dick, then folded him into a pretzel shape before getting him in her patented chokehold. All the while having tears in her eyes from embarrassment. She's a tough cookie.]
Mostly just by hanging out with those from the Far Shore - other gods and shinki. Hiyori's the first human who's wanted to remember me...
[Which is probably why he sounds so sentimental when he talks about her, aside from the fact he's a fool in love. Hiyori's not just his fiance, but a special friend.
For once Yato doesn't keep up his goofy act while they take care of police business; this is serious, so he behaves himself and helps out however he can, making sure that they cover all the details so there shouldn't be an loophole for the creep to exploit once he wakes up.]
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